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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Zd\u00e1l se mi sen. Bylo to tak d\u011bsiv\u00e9, \u017ee jsem se na n\u011bj sna\u017eil zapomenout, ale nepomohlo to. Vykopal jsem v\u00a0zemi d\u00edru a vyslovil jej do t\u00e9 d\u00edry, ale vylezl krtek a dal mi facku. Te\u010f jste tady vy mil\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i a j\u00e1 to do v\u00e1s hodl\u00e1m nasypat hlava nehlava. A\u0165 na to nejsem s\u00e1m.<\/p>\n
Probral jsem se na chodn\u00edku s\u00a0RoundUpem v\u00a0ruce, lyn\u010dovan\u00fd tak mil\u00fdmi d\u011btmi v\u00a0nepromokav\u00fdch kalhotech, co \u0161ly zrovna z\u00a0lesn\u00ed \u0161kolky. Ti umoun\u011bnci maj\u00ed s\u00edlu! Sv\u011bt kde \u201ealternativa\u201c p\u0159evzala moc. Zeman shodil a skromn\u011b ze sv\u00e9 organick\u00e9 farmy na Vyso\u010din\u011b telepaticky naslouchal sv\u00e9mu lidu, zat\u00edmco na Vy\u0161ehrad\u011b, v\u00a0chr\u00e1mu Bohyn\u011b sed\u011bla na tr\u016fnu z\u00a0menstrua\u010dn\u00edch kal\u00ed\u0161k\u016f Rud\u00e1 Kr\u00e1lovna se sv\u00fdmi kn\u011b\u017ekami.<\/p>\n
Tom\u00e1\u0161 Klus sed\u011bl v\u00a0\u010dele Ministerstva v\u0161eobj\u00edmaj\u00edc\u00ed l\u00e1sky.<\/p>\n
V\u00a0t\u00e9 dob\u011b, se udr\u017eovaly men\u0161iny jedl\u00edk\u016f masa. Pokoutn\u00e9 \u017eivly s\u00a0vysok\u00fdm cholesterolem, kter\u00e9 po sklep\u00edch poj\u00eddaly ku\u0159ec\u00ed. A\u0165 d\u011blali co cht\u011bli, ka\u017ed\u00fd tu jejich auru vid\u011bl.<\/p>\n
Cht\u011bl jsem se naj\u00edst, ale v\u011bt\u0161ina populace jela na pr\u00e1n\u011b. J\u00e1 se zrovna c\u00edtil tak p\u0159ekyselen\u011b. J\u00eddlo se vyd\u00e1valo a\u017e podle na\u010dur\u00e1n\u00ed na lakmusov\u00fd pap\u00edrek: \u201e\u00d3hm brat\u0159e jste na tom b\u00eddn\u011b! P\u00edchn\u011bte mu n\u011bkdo okam\u017eit\u011b infuzi super zelen\u00e9ho je\u010dmene p\u011bstovan\u00e9ho na sope\u010dn\u00e9 p\u016fd\u011b za zp\u011bvu Devy Premal.\u201c<\/p>\n
Do tramvaje \u010di autobusu na bioplyn, \u010dlov\u011bka pustily, jen kdy\u017e 101x zopakoval Vajrasattva Mantru. Schv\u00e1ln\u011b zkuste si to. Kdo ud\u011blal chybu, \u0161el p\u011b\u0161ky.<\/p>\n
Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt b\u011bhal. Jednou za rok, se v\u0161ichni sebrali a spole\u010dn\u011b ob\u011bhli t\u0159ikr\u00e1t zem\u011bkouli. Kdo se zpozdil se sn\u00eddan\u00ed, prvn\u00edch dvacet kilometr\u016f kolem sebe prskal roz\u017ev\u00fdkan\u00e1 sem\u00ednka.<\/p>\n
Pracovn\u00ed mor\u00e1lka byla v\u0161eobecn\u011b dobr\u00e1. Pracovi\u0161t\u011b sk\u00fdtala nev\u00eddan\u00e9 mo\u017enosti. Medit\u00e1rnu, koj\u00edc\u00ed k\u0159\u00eddlo, menstrua\u010dn\u00ed svatyn\u011b. Ka\u017ed\u00fd r\u00e1d potk\u00e1val \u0161\u00e9fa: \u201eTy jsi m\u00e9 druh\u00e9 j\u00e1 V\u00e1clave-\u0160ivo, v\u010dera jsem t\u011b nevid\u011bl na Summitu Mana\u017eersk\u00e9ho Anal mappingu, byla to FAKT j\u00edzda, m\u011bl jsi vid\u011bt ty procesy na p\u00f3diu!\u201c<\/p>\n
Nikdo nev\u011bd\u011bl jakou m\u00e1 vlastn\u011b pracovn\u00ed pozici. Ne\u017e se r\u00e1no se v\u0161emi doobj\u00edmaly na p\u0159iv\u00edtanou od vchodu do firmy a\u017e do sv\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159e, skon\u010dila pracovn\u00ed doba. Ti nejemotivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se nedostali d\u00e1l, ne\u017e k\u00a0vr\u00e1tn\u00e9mu.<\/p>\n
O vaj\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9 map\u011b se u\u010dilo v\u00a0d\u011bjepise. Slepice m\u011bly vlastn\u00ed rezervaci na ho\u0159e Fud\u017ei. Z\u00a0posledn\u00ed chovn\u00e9 klece vytepali tibetskou m\u00edsu a na po\u010dest sv\u00fdm padl\u00fdm, na ni cel\u00e9 dny hraj\u00ed sv\u00fdmi zob\u00e1\u010dky.<\/p>\n
PS:<\/p>\n
Trocha recese a vlastn\u011b i srandy s\u00e1m ze sebe, nem\u016f\u017ee u\u0161kodit. \u00a0Hlavn\u011b se nebrat tak v\u00e1\u017en\u011b! Je skv\u011bl\u00e9, jak je ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s jedine\u010dn\u00fd, sledujme to, respektujme a p\u0159ij\u00edmejme. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s-v\u00e1s, \u017eije jedine\u010dn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh. \u017de ten v\u00e1\u0161 zd\u00e1 se,nen\u00ed dost dobr\u00fd? Kdepak!<\/p>\n
P\u0159eji kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 letn\u00ed dny a tak jak jsem ned\u00e1vno zaznamenal na Facebooku, m\u00edsto slova „pr\u00e1zdniny“, bylo pou\u017eito slovo „plniny“. A\u0165 je i va\u0161e l\u00e9to pln\u00e9 z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f i klidu, ticha i sm\u00edchu. Jak jen to m\u00e1te sami nejrad\u0161i.<\/p>\n
Honza Harno\u0161<\/p>\n
EDIT 2019: Hodn\u011b jsem se te\u010f nasm\u00e1l<\/p>\n
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Zd\u00e1l se mi sen. Bylo to tak d\u011bsiv\u00e9, \u017ee jsem se na n\u011bj sna\u017eil zapomenout, ale nepomohlo to. Vykopal jsem v\u00a0zemi d\u00edru a vyslovil jej do t\u00e9 d\u00edry, ale vylezl krtek a dal mi facku. Te\u010f jste tady vy mil\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i a j\u00e1 to do v\u00e1s hodl\u00e1m nasypat hlava nehlava. A\u0165 na to nejsem s\u00e1m. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2647,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-osobni-rozvoj"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2649,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions\/2649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janharnos.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}